Alabama boycott builds as states retaliate against abortion law

What does Alabama have besides rednecks and awful ideas?

Gulf Shores used to be lovely. Haven’t been there in 20 years, though.

People love to shit on California for our crazy liberal laws, with merit at times, but I am thankful I don’t have to live in a shithole like Alabama with laws like this.

You poor mother fucks are about to be even more poor.

Boycott hangout music festival. It generates 45 million over the weekend.

Damn … how they gonna pay for all the new kids?

Does Alabama even have anything to boycott?

Heartbeat law passed the state Senate in Missouri. All the Midwest states are going in on abortion right now.

Alabama just trying to become relevant again.

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO AMERICANS

In the course of boycotting, you may search companies and base their origin on the subsequent address. As nobody is good at reading maps, I feel the need to say this: please don’t confuse the AL/AB of the USA (Alabama) for the AB of Canada (Alberta). While it’s true that Alberta *is* ass-backwards, it ain’t *fuckin’ Alabama*.

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE– IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE. ALWAYS READ THE ENTIRETY OF A GOOGLE MAPS ADDRESS.

I’ve never been to Alabama. I’m doing my part.

Dear Alabama,

You are beautiful to drive thru but what is going on in Birmingham?

The law will never be enforced and it will be struck down before it even goes into effect so I wouldn’t spend too much times boycotting.

How do you boycott a place no one wants to go to anyway?

States rights… if you don’t like it don’t live in Alabama. Easy.

Just legalize murder, then it won’t matter if people say it is a fetus, embryo, or person. PURGE! PURGE!

Bet this will work out as well as the Chick-fil-A boycott.

But babies are soooo cute though!👶🏻

Alabama just doing it’s part to combat America’s dwindling birth rate.

Imagine if they did the Civil War again today, except the issue was abortion.

The Northeast (and most of the west) would just be like, *yeah, we’re really not in love with you anymore either. Also, handle your own car payments from now on*.

This entire situation is an organized, tactical, political ploy meant to influence the 2020 executive race. It’s being perpetrated by powerful people on both sides of the issue and the aisle. If you find yourself voting for someone whose policies you don’t understand or agree with because of something having to do with Roe v. Wade remember that.

I’ve been boycotting Alabama for years already. What else can I do?