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  1. > Darryl Albert Varnum of Westminster, Maryland called the congressperson—identified only as “congressperson #1”—on June 28, 2019, according to the complaint, and left a voicemail threatening to kill the member if the bill was introduced.

    Are we sure it wasn’t his other brother Darryl?

  2. >A Pentagon cybersecurity contractor

    Welp, whether he gets convicted or not, he will definitely lose his security clearance access, and that’s pretty much required for cybersecurity jobs in the DoD, so he is gone, gone, gone.

  3. >“This is the United States of America, bitch. Get the fuck out,” the voicemail continued. “I’ll tell you what I’ll come down to Miami bitch. I’ll fuck you up. Like the Cubans don’t even know.”

    Any guess which political party this fine specimen supports?


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